Jason was afraid of a tree falling on our tents. (Category:  Camping)

Anal Retentive About Safety

Jason was afraid of a tree falling on our tents. He searched and searched, but found no place to move the tents which was completely free from risk of tree fall. In a forest? No kidding? So Jason decided to move his car opposite the dreaded tree such that if it fell in the middle of the night, the car would stop the tree from crushing us in our sleep.    Virginia, George Washington National Forest -- 3/14/2009