Me: Why did the hipster hate the Peabody Museum of Natural History? Mom: Why? Me: Because he liked dinosaurs back when they were underground. Dad: Huh? Mom: Because dinosaurs aren't hip? Me: Sorry. It wasn't my best joke. Mom: Dinosaurs are cool? Dad: I don't get it. Me: It was my best Museum of Natural History joke. Dad: It was like one of my jokes. Me: No!New Haven, CT -- 5/16/2015